Ballad of the Frogmen

25 Jan 2014

I’ve been around the world twice, talked to everybody once, Seen two white whales fuck, been to two pigmy picnics and met a man from marble head with a wooden cock, been to three world’s fairs, tow sheep shears, and a pig fuck, drank everything from Rum to Cum, seen a goat rope, two worms arm wrestle, and watched a monkey try to fuck a football, seen a six pearl petered pino form Diego Garcia and watched the water burn on the Persian Gulf, I’ve pushed more peter, more sweeter, more completer than any other peter pusher in town, cause I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m an American Naval UDT/SEAL diver, that’s a rootin, tootin, lootin, shootin, parachutin, double cap cripping, scuba diving, Ka-bar carrying, Rolex wearing FROGMAN!!! Last of the bare-knuckle fighters!!! There’s no sky too high, no sea too deep, no muff too tuff, we dive at five and that’s no jive, that’s eat, fuck, suck, nibble, bite, chew, hog style, dog style, any kinda style, wine, dine, intertwine, ejaculate, masturbate, copulate, ream, steam and dry clean, And I can drive anything the Navy has to offer, them 2by’s, 4by’s, 6by’s, 8by’s, them big ass motherfuckers that bend in the middle and go shooo shooo when you step on the brakes, now lady if you don’t like my face you can fuck it, birds do it and fly from it, bee’s do it and die from it, dogs do it and stick to it, So here’s to it, and from it, and to it again, and if you don’t do it to it when you get to it, you won’t do it to it when you get to it again, So up the old red rooster, just like she use to whip it to her, smack her on the ass, send her on her way and never mind her skinny ass legs!!!!!!!!