Uncomfortable plot summaries

21 Aug 2009

At times uncomfortable, ask surely. Accurate descriptions, sale most certainly. Worth reading every one, health without a doubt. Below are some of my favorites.

300: Gays kill blacks.
Beauty and the Beast: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
Blade: Obsessed loner stalks minority group.
Field of Dreams: Schizophrenic builds ball park, almost kills girl.
Good Will Hunting: Underemployed genius squanders prestigious job opportunity to chase trim.
Raiders of the Lost Ark: American yahoo murders soldiers and desecrates religious artifacts for money.
Taxi Driver: Modern dating proves challenging for working class man.
The Goonies: Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.
W.: Unspeakable disaster afflicts America. Then terrorists attack.

[Via Kottke]